The truth is stranger than fiction



“But please remember: this is only a work of fiction. The truth, as always, will be far stranger.” – Arthur C. Clarke


I have a passion for the unusual

The ridiculous

The strange

And the downright absurd


Because it is all around us

Everywhere we look

In our barn

I found a porthole

Left by the previous owner

That’s odd


Where did it come from?

Why was it there?

Who cares

What is important

Is that it was there

To be found by me

For a photograph

Of my face

Strangely enough


“I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.” – Frank Zappa