The Seven Year Itch

wool

.

I think I may have

unwittingly

found

the root cause

of

the

seven year itch

and

thus

possibly

have also found

a simple solution

to avoid it

traditionally

on the seventh

Happy Anniversary

you are supposed

to give your loved one

something made of

wool

can you see where I am going with this

wool is

wonderful

warm

fluffy

soft

and

richly rewarding to wear when it is cold outside

however

it can make you sweat

and

most of all

itch

and once it makes you itch

you have to scratch

that itch

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Dr. Brubaker: When something itches my dear sir, the natural tendency is to scratch.
    Richard Sherman: Last night I scratched.

― quote from The Seven Year Itch film (based on a play by George Axelrod)

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