He wouldn’t harm a fly

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    I am perfectly willing to share the room with a fly, as long as he is patrolling that portion of the room I don’t occupy. But if he starts that smart-ass fly shit, buzzing my head and repeatedly landing on my arm, he is engaging in high-risk behavior. – George Carlin


    The person who said ‘He wouldn’t harm a fly’

    Probably didn’t witness ‘him’

    Engaged in a two hour battle

    To try and stop a fly from landing on his head

    Whilst trying to sleep

    On a hot day

    The fly pictured

    Is dead

    I finally killed it

    At 3am

    I consider myself a peaceful person

    But if you push me too far


    I refer you to the above photograph


    God in His wisdom made the fly. And then forgot to tell us why. – Ogden Nash


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