He wouldn’t harm a fly


I am perfectly willing to share the room with a fly, as long as he is patrolling that portion of the room I don’t occupy. But if he starts that smart-ass fly shit, buzzing my head and repeatedly landing on my arm, he is engaging in high-risk behavior. – George Carlin


The person who said ‘He wouldn’t harm a fly’

Probably didn’t witness ‘him’

Engaged in a two hour battle

To try and stop a fly from landing on his head

Whilst trying to sleep

On a hot day

The fly pictured

Is dead

I finally killed it

At 3am

I consider myself a peaceful person

But if you push me too far


I refer you to the above photograph


God in His wisdom made the fly. And then forgot to tell us why. – Ogden Nash